I bought a wreath for our door, to which Grandma said, "Isn't that lovely." I told her that we'd decorate for Christmas over the weekend and she said, "I have to find all my ornaments and decorations. I used to have a lot of nice ones from my mother. Aunt Dee took them."
"When did she take them, Grandma?"
"You know, over the years."
Lifelong criminal, that Aunt Dee.