Aunt Dee's latest theft might be a record low in terms of both the worthlessness and randomness of the item. So what did she take this time?
A box of Saltines. Unsalted Saltines, as Grandma is quick to clarify.
"I always have a big box of unsalted Saltines." [Note: Not in the six months that I've been here.] "I don't know where it went. Aunt Dee must have taken them. She can get her own!"
Yeah, get your own unsalted Saltines, Aunt Dee!