Grandma has been in a frisky mood lately! While policing the house for unattended lights she spots that I have left my bedroom light on.
She shuffles over to me in the kitchen, very slyly, "Is your boyfriend waiting in the bedroom?"
"Huh, what boyfriend?"
"Then why is the light on?! Turn off the lights! You should see my electric bill!"
Today she made another comment about a boyfriend. "What boyfriend? Do you know someone for me?"
"No, I gotta find one for myself!"
Grandma enjoys mysteries, crossword puzzles, recycling, cheeseburgers, pizza, and repeating herself. If you know any eligible nonagenarians, send them her way!