Keep Aunt Dee away from your tub! She has stolen our bathmat again!
All together now, "She sees something she wants and she just takes it! She's got money, she's got a car, she can get her own bathmat!"
Grandma added a new twist to her diatribe, "I gotta go pick up a new one. I can't wait for Aunt Dee to bring it back. Who knows when that'll be."