The upstairs tenants are at it again with their pathetic attempts at laundry!
Grandma is pissed! "I gotta tell them. In this neighborhood, we don't do the wash on Sundays!"
"It's Monday, Grandma."
"It is? Oh."
She calls me over to the window to scoff with her, "Look at how she hangs clothes! I only hang on the bottom line. She uses the top and the bottom."
"So? Everyone has a different style of hanging."
"But, it's my line, and it's old. If it breaks I'll boot her in the ass!"