I've been traveling for about three weeks and am heading home tonight. I tried to call Grandma a few times, but most of my calls woke her up or disturbed her visit with the minister and his wife. She seemed pretty irritated, so I figured I'd just see her when I got back.
A quick check in with my dad revealed that since I've been gone:
Grandma has forgotten that I live there!
And, more importantly:
Aunt Dee continues to be stealing the bath mat!