It's getting a little hot in the house. You know why? Come on, one guess.
Because Aunt Dee stole our floor fan!
You can probably recite the rest of this conversation by now...
"I used to have a floor fan. I wonder what happened to it. Aunt Dee must have taken it. She sees something she wants and she takes it. I don't know why she can't buy her own!"
Luckily, my dad had bought us a new power fan to replace the "stolen" one. It's a good thing we have this one, 'cause we all know how heated Grandma gets over stolen goods.
UPDATE! Aunt Dee also stole the air conditioner.